This next one always gets me. “The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”
You know, there are some people who should automatically flunk when they test down at the BMV. They really should.
It’s a good thing that names were withheld, because this last one could torpedo this family’s reunions for years to come. “I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.”
See what I mean? It’s best, I think, to let the experts at Excuses R Us handle certain sensitive situations. It could save a lot of trouble. You can reach them at 1-800-EXC-USES. Just have your credit card handy.