Goshen News, Goshen, IN

February 7, 2013

Better than waterboarding?

— If you’re in a foreign country, and it’s a nice sunny day, and you are out for a walk, the president can call in a drone strike, and kill you dead. If he thinks you’re a threat to national security, then, boom, no arrest, no trial, no nothing. You’re dead.

If being killed this way offends your sensibilities, take heart: He will not waterboard you.

— Roger Stickel