I once heard of a little boy who had a habit of saying, “I have went.”
One day the teacher made him stay after school and write, “I have gone” 500 times on the blackboard.
When he finished, the teacher was not present so he wrote her this note:
I have written “I have gone” 500 times. You were not here when I finished so I have went home.
I think such a boy could grow up to be the president. We have such a president now, who exhibits the same mentality when dealing with high gas prices and energy resources.
I will be glad when his term expires so that he can went home.
— John Stalter